Talk to me Goose!

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

brianmichaelbendis:

Scott Pilgrim’s Lucas Lee Movies. The greatest actor of this generation.

I can’t let you have any of my cocaine vagina.
My coworker
laughslastforever:

we really don’t give google as much credit as it deserves

laughslastforever:

we really don’t give google as much credit as it deserves

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

valindralavellan:

i have mixed feelings about this

valindralavellan:

i have mixed feelings about this