“I have a gentleman’s agreement to always fight Psychos with melee attacks only. They’re badass enough to bring a buzz axe to a gunfight, so I like to fight them on equal terms.”
Effie looks like well maybe, you never know.
how many levels of irony, how many layers of inside jokes, how many planes of existence is this goddamn website operating on
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon