Talk to me Goose!
laughslastforever:

we really don’t give google as much credit as it deserves

laughslastforever:

we really don’t give google as much credit as it deserves

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

valindralavellan:

i have mixed feelings about this

valindralavellan:

i have mixed feelings about this

When people finally start attacking each other

avatarparallels:

That statue honours the first metalbender, Toph Beifong, who expanded the possibilities of what benders were capable of. Here, everyone is encouraged to reach his or her highest potential....

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Band Camp
Directors: CUT! THAT WAS BAD! RESET! ONE MORE TIME!
Me:
Directors:
Me:
Directors:
Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS